Jessie

03:54 pm: I'm trying to get Whipkey to get an lj. hahaha

10:22 am: I'm going gun shopping this afternoon. Nothing ostentatious, just, you know, a solid piece I can keep in the jeep.

03:00 pm: Random stuff
Soooo...Winston is probably the cutest dog you'll ever see. Not just because he looks cute, but because he acts so cute.

Also, Jordan Delmundo is a good guy.

Drinking at someone's house is almost more fun than drinking anywhere else.

I like gettin up earlyish on Saturday mornings.

Wal*mart is a horrible horrible place.

I love Krin, Sarah and Lacy.

Apparently peaches look like corn.

Winston's bladder officially clocks out at 7pm.

My boyfriend and I somehow fall more in love with each other everyday.

I had a dream I got 2,789 dollars from my dad for no reason.

A&W rootbeer isnt as bad as I once thought it was.

I wonder what I got on my Math test.

James Carrig is a good person.

I love puppies.

The end.

09:00 pm: Some thoughts on a lifestyle change
Guys, you might not know this, but I've always been facinated with maritime lifestyles. You know...seamen, oceanic navigators, things of that sort. But the one lifestyle I feel is calling my name, the one true destiny for me, is being a pirate. You might think that being a pirate is all but extinct. Nay, friends, I cannot think of a statement further from the truth. The life of a pirate is coming back, in a big way. Now I know being in a landlocked area such as Nebraska would certainly cause one to doubt my newfound love of pirating, but friends, I've made up my mind. I'm a woman of conviction and I am GOING to be a pirate. My puffy shirt is ironed, my parrot has learned its cliches. I am ready...

08:07 pm: awwwww

06:34 pm: Has anyone really ever listened to AmFm's "Time Flows Much Slower This Way" or whatever its called?
I never really liked this song, and now I realize why. The guitar part is a fucking scale. Thats it. Just like...a scale. First they go up the scale, then back down. they back up. Then back up again, then down.

Stupid Am/Fm.

03:03 pm: TELL ME A FUNNY STORY.


...ready go.

02:39 pm: I say dude ALOT. Like too much.

Forky Forkster: dude I just felt dumb cuz I was sleeping
kandy krin: i know!

Forky Forkster: dude I have no idea but I was so fuckedu p
webninja999: maan

Forky Forkster: sheesh dude
dh29979e4: shattup

Thadco247: really get everyting figured out
Forky Forkster: later dude

11:31 pm: If you dont like this show you're STUPID!

http://www.jerriblank.com/intro01b.wav

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